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Dirtyak
Dirtyak
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Posted: Jun 12, 2010 1:20 am
A limbless woman sits on the beach crying when a man passes by and notices.

He stops and asks the woman "why are you crying".

To which she replies "I have never been touched by a man before".

He looks around and no ones really there so he figures what the fuck and gives her a nice ug then walks on.

She feels better until she sees another guy walking by at which she begins to cry again.

He notices and asks the woman "whats wrong".

This time she says "I have never been kissed by a man before".

So he looks around and no ones really there so he leans over and gives her a hug then walks on.

She is feeling pertty cocky at this point. So when the third guy comes walking by she crys her hardest.

He stops and asks her "whats the problem".

She begins to sob out "I have never been fucked before"

He looks around and on one is really there. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean. Then says "well your fucked now".
Who is a dirty yak fucker? Your a dirty yak fucker.



I'd buy that for a dollar!





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